Write Drunk, Revise Sober
Thursday, August 23, 2007 . 10:51 AM
I swear to drunk I'm not god "A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts." - Oliver Reed"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk." - Jack Handey
"Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise." - Miguel de Cervantes
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." - Jack Handey 0 comments